I feel like a scarlet woman without even trying. Just sit me, single, at a dinner party with a group of couples and you’ll feel the atmosphere shift. This doesn’t happen with my close friends, but with friends of friends. … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: August 2012
WARNING: 50 shades – retards your sexuality
Whatever happened to the sexual revolution? At its heart, the success of this book tells a very sorry tale of women’s sexuality in the 21st century. I was looking at a middle-aged woman clutching a copy in the supermarket the … Continue reading
Introducing Mrs Robinson
My alter ego and alternative blog http://mrsrobinsonproblempage.wordpress.com/ was created when I saw that a colleague was following the Christian Grey fan page on Facebook. I, like a lot of WordPress bloggers, hated the 50 shades of grey book, not only because it … Continue reading
Wilde Spiced Apple Jelly
There are four apple trees drooping with fruit in my garden. The first to ripen produces eerily scarlet apples, almost fluorescent in the sunshine. Their juice is sweet-sharp, their form full bodied and rounded. The wasps are starting to gather … Continue reading
Bad advice for women
Ever since our girlhood, we women have been bombarded with “advice” on everything from hair removal, wrinkle reduction, losing weight and ‘finding the ideal man’/career/lifestyles/sex. This advice is often conflicting, and, I suspect, designed to keep us consuming the latest … Continue reading
Bad advice for men
Wow there’s a lot of rubbish on the inter web posing as relationship/dating advice for men. Here are some crackers with my commentary below, I have quoted verbatim, believe it or not! This could become a new pastime. 1. I … Continue reading
Women aren’t good with figures
I wrote a version of this some time ago, when I was studying at The City Lit. in London. It went down well with my fellow students, who were all a bit left of Germaine Greer in terms of feminism. … Continue reading
An unsuitable boyfriend -post script
This was a true story, some names have been changed. The locations are accurate. Rick was subsequently admitted to a secure mental unit, suffering from Schizoprehenia. He was charged with Actual Bodily Harm. Steve met another woman shortly after the … Continue reading
An unsuitable boyfriend 4
We had problems finding a hospital with a casualty department, but eventually the cab pulled up, told us not to worry about paying and I was seen straight away. I still couldn’t feel anything, but the bleeding wouldn’t stop. A … Continue reading
Beauty treatments to avoid
Please do not read while eating, feeling slightly nauseous or if you have a sensitive disposition. Hey, I’ll try most things once – except the immoral or illegal (that is, immoral or illegal according to my personal definitions) but some … Continue reading